I woke up at 3.38am on my birthday, thanks to the beeping smoke detector.  Do smoke detector  batteries ever die outside of the hours of 2am and 4am?  Not ever in my experience.   I then woke up at 5.12am when a cat stepped on my boob. Luckily for him, he is so adorable he … Continue reading “My Birthday” by Dani Bellamy – aged mumble years and one day old